Somebody Picked the Wrong Diner!

2013/01/09

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In the beginning was the word, and the word was God

2012/01/27

In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the Earth.He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many…

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Rules for Dating a Marine’s Daughter

2011/12/19

If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Remove your hat when entering my humble abode. I may think you have something terrible under it and will do my best to exterminate it quickly, efficiently, and fatally. You do not touch my…

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How to Simulate Being in the Navy

2011/06/16

1. Buy a dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for three months. 2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls. 3. Repaint your entire house every month. 4. Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of the bathtub and move the shower…

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C-Rations: A Love Story

2011/01/20

I have to tell someone. Keeping it a secret all these years has taken its toll on my sanity. You’re the only one I trust and hope you will understand. Don’t judge me too harshly. I was an Avionics consultant on H-34’s and had a contractual agreement with Uncle Sam. Not a difficult assignment, but…

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Marine Humor in Combat

2008/04/15

Received this via e-mail. Love the video… “I fell out of my chair laughing at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4N2Ryoy73g&playnext=1&list=PL2F57A1C028FB8828 A US Marine at a roadway checkpoint, bored to tears, talking to a Baghdad-bound Iraqi taxi driver. You have to understand Marine humor in combat is a little on the sick side, but very funny. This lad’s…

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